Time for the monthly blog post again.

Nobody is reading this, why do I even bother.

Since my last blog where I claimed that veganism is a conspiracy to cease the mass consumption of mini milks, so that fake vegans can seize all of them for themselves, I've been working really hard.

I've made a film. An actual full length film, not some shitty little 8 minute film but a full length film. It could be argued that there is probably less than 8 minutes of actual content in this film, but I don't care. I've made a film. Hopefully my dad might be proud of me now since I've made a film, but I don't think he'll understand the film. I don't think he understand me.

Whilst making this film I've had to do all of the paperwork as well, which led to me making a 70 page workbook alongside my film. I spent countless hours going through it, making sure to add in every bit of research I could physically find, analysing every shot, every editing technique. It was a bit long, in all honesty.

But as my time at University is coming to an end, I feel really happy with my progress. After 3 years of education, I have finally made a piece of work that I'm actually proud of. Up until this point all of my work has had a lot of major errors that if I could go back in time I would correct, and although I have some of these examples on the website I know that I could have done better. But not this time.

There are a few small little things in the film that I would still change, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect, but nothing ever is. This film is as close to perfection as I feel I could have made it. I've slaved over this.

They say that you aren't a professional until you put 10,000 hours of work in. And I haven't put 10,000 hours into this film, I've not even had 10,000 hours to make the film. But I've put in every hour that I physically could. There was a lot of early morning and a lot of late nights spent on it.

(not clickbait) will be released in June but to those reading this blog post, you can find it on my website.

I also went to a spa this month for the first time in my life. It was relaxing, and they gave me a robe which made me look like a gangster. I would have kept the robe but it cost £75 and fuck that.